poolwatcher:

RvB: Hot ride bro by ~wandamagick

richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

That’s ruuuuuuuse.

ausphin:

You try to beat me down,
I won’t even frown.
Just turn the other cheek,
Even as the anger peaks.

A smile in response to every hit,
A lie that it doesn’t hurt a bit.
Though you may be just an AI,
You still has the power to make me cry.

Despite all of your wrath and anger,
I’ll still make it through the wringer.
I can endure any pain,
For I am Private Super First Class DuFresne.

As my last ping drifted in the air,
I found this idiot’s mind to share.
Not as roomy as Caboose,
Still a few screws loose,
But to deny me entrance would be unfair.

This blithering idiot won’t be quiet,
Never had any friends I bet.
He bends to my will,
But once I’ve had my fill,
About his demise my mind is set.

He dreams his kindness will change me,
Clearly my history he does not see;
I have halved a mind,
And “Doc” will soon find
There are always iterations of history.

when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet

true friendship

(Source: desertblessingoceancurse)

ask-ct-and-hartford:

…good morning, hartford

-rolls off of chair gurgling-

-rolls out of house squealing-

-rolls into space sobbing hysterically-

-flies into sun and REGRETS NOTHING-

Seriously though, the way you drew the faces is just angelic.  Like shit I need enough words to express how much I adore your artwork but my writer’s brain won’t cooperate.  He’s even breathing.  Like you think it’s sketchy and dodgy, but you don’t understand how gorgeous the minimalism and accented lighting looks to me. 

the-anti-flag:

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fantabulous12123:

laughingalonewithrvb:

a-cynical-romantic:

fyeahredvsblue:

iamzcaboose:

RvB 10 Carolina: Front and center

It killed me to reblog this being English and seeing centre being misspelt 

There’s a reason why all of the Freelancers were named after the States.  Roosterteeth is American. Fuck yeah. 

the only reason rt hired a brit was to make fun of him

and the only reason  there’s a Canadian is so they can mock Tim Hortons

Don’t do it you fuCKEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrr….

Gotta love it.

niriall:

I really want a gif of “IM GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP” using the scene in season 9 episode 4 where the Pelican starts going down after North deflects the missiles.

Could someone possibly make it?
I mean, I cant believe no one’s thought of it yet.

OR alternatively using the Pelican that crashed on Donut.

Just…why are there no pelican shipping gifs? 

….. like that?   ._.  (I swear the first one was animated.)

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit　

(Source: enjoysthehunt)

Can Doc fix it with aloe vera?

Free to good home!  Cut for Season 10 spoilers.

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Everything above the cut is non-spoiler for Season 10.

I’ve always loved the way names work in Red vs. Blue, and I’m exceedingly careful in my writing with how individuals refer to each other.  For example, it’ll always be O’Malley first and foremost to Doc because Doc feels a personal connection to him as a human, not as some AI.  With the iterations of Church, it becomes important as well.  Pet names like D (unless that’s the portmanteau of Delta and York’s real name) reveal the relationships between characters.  Calling Epsilon!Church simply Epsilon may be accurate, but it’s denying Church’s new identity.

Spoilers for Season 10 beyond this cut.

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Quick lol

Season 10 Premiere Spoilers

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25 minutes

(Source: ask-ct-and-hartford)